| Don Knotts died today.
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| let it be known, that i adore  George.
that is all.
elmo
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| i'm feeling left out...but not my usual sense of the word....every
where i look, people have a "significant other". I'm the third
wheel. i had my taste of love a long time ago, and i've forgotten
how it feels...
ok... now that that's off my chest... things are ok around here.
christmas was great, and new years started rough but got better (please
don't attack me with holy grail references.....). i'm
actually ready for school to start on monday. this is my easy semester,
and boy am i glad. all "arts" type classes. it will be wonderful.
anyway, that's about all i have to say....
elmo
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| 'ello! i hope everyone had a great christmas! mine was wonderful! well, a friend just called, so i'll go into more detail later
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| ok..i saw this list on a facebook group at cathedral high school, and i
had to share it with the world....it's too great to miss:
Are you a ninja? Do you dislike things that are bad?
If you answered "yes" or "no" to one or more of the above, this is the club for you.
Current List of Bad Things that Ninjas Against Bad Things Think are Bad and are Therefore Against:
• Paper Cuts
• Paper Cuts In Your Eye! AAUUGHH!
• Nuclear Waste
• Midterms
• Inertia
• Migraines
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
• Gangrene
• Being forced to wear dirty clothes because your stupid roommates are hogging all the washers
• Spike-filled Pits
• Bottomless Pits
• Armpits
• Spike-filled Armpits
• Bottomless Armpits
• Pits in General
• When you're playing Don't Touch Lava (the Game in Which You Jump
Around on Furniture and Avoid Touching the Ground Because it Somehow is
Made of Lava), and someone who you THOUGHT was your friend pushes you
into the lava and then LAUGHS about it, that bastard.
• Capitalizing Every Single Damn Word in a Sentence.
• Global warming
• Freak sledding accidents
• Dressing up in a lion suit, hiding behind clothesracks in
department stores and then jumping out at random people and MAULING
them! RAARGH!
• Nevermind. That last one was actually pretty cool. Ninjas Against Bad Things isn't against that at all.
• Burning the crap out of your last two eggo waffles. Dammit! Now what am I going to eat?
• Genghis Khan
• Watching a movie in which one of the characters does something so
utterly stupid and embarrassing that you get all embarrassed too.
• Lukewarm baths
• The word "chill" used as an adjective
• Snap and Crackle. Pop is cool, though. He can stay.
• Registered trademarks™®©
• Things that are like, vague and stuff
• Whiny People (except when the whiny person is you, in which case the whining is totally justified.)
• Tricksey Hobbitses
• Hangnails
• Thinking about blinking.
• People who use internet lingo (like LOL, WTF, BRB, OBGYN...) during everyday speech.
• Stale tortilla chips
• Scissors that come in packages you need scissors to open
• Waking up to the realization that your awesome dream was just an awesome dream, and your life still sucks.
• Those little crusty things in your eye when you wake up.
• Anybody who says the word "basically" more than once in the same sentence.
• Getting locked out of your room when you are in the shower.
• "Wardrobe malfunctions".
• People who say, "I'm not racist, but..."
• Practical jokes involving surprise lobotomies.
• Claiming to work for a “major
pharmaceutical/telecommunications/whatever company.” How great can you
really be at your job if you can’t even remember your employer’s name?
• Turning one’s frown “upside-down.” Sometimes it’s just not that simple.
• “Brainstorming.” What a dumb word.
• Mistaking wasabi for green frosting. Mmmmm.
• Parents who believe their ugly babies are in fact cute babies. Wrong.
• Trying to remember how to write in cursive.
• People who don’t appreciate the musical genius behind the “meow mix” song
• Throwing dead fish instead of confetti at a New Year’s Party.
• When you wash your hooded sweatshirt and the drawstring comes out.
• Posting something twice, when you only want to post it once
• Posting something twice, when you only want to post it once
• Facebook chain letters suck. I thought that's what e-mail's for
• Trying to spell “implacable”. Bad spellers of the world, untie!
•Realizing your best friend is an intangible concept.
•Getting an “F” on your paper simply because you changed the font
to 128-point Zapf Dingbats or Webdings before printing it out. You’d
think your professors would appreciate the extra challenge, but noooo.
• Giving “shout outs” to one’s “peeps”. Peeps are for *eating*, you fools.
• Pointless Facebook clubs
• Contraception, other than by caulkerectomy.
• Insurance companies
• Companies in general
• Daytime television
• Intersections with red right turn arrows
• Red lights
• The fact that Goose died in Top Gun
• Stale potato chips
• Stale relationships
• Stale Navy ships?
• Finding the tomato butt in your burger
• People who dress their pets in matching sweaters and socks.
• Dead people
• Dead people reading newspapers on buses
• A lack of toilet paper in a flat of girls who need to wipe.
• Partying as if it were 6 years ago.
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